(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(Source: drunkchan, via tightvaginas)

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hattiewatson:

// cruisin with these two earlier //

hattiewatson:

// cruisin with these two earlier //

(via planstobesurprised)

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blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

(Source: dopexchainz, via i-lost-my-sh0e)

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celestial-sexhair:

He was just trying to make Sammy’s favorite sandwich

you could’ve just gouged my eyes out with a spoon, it might’ve hurt less

(Source: castielstwistedgrace, via i-lost-my-sh0e)

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(Source: sigsigkei, via l-ucia)

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

(via knedal)

40,902 notes

(Source: toxic-ponies, via basicallyhorny)

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jackofficers:

drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

(Source: screenspender, via basicallyhorny)

65,042 notes

Chris Pratt for Men’s Fitness (USA - July/August 2014)

(Source: chrisprattsource, via finching)

27,693 notes

merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

(Source: queermycroft, via coooooooooooooorvo)

22,319 notes

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via tightvaginas)

381,625 notes

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

768 notes

(via communistbakery)

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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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